We are already dead.

Character Profile: Baby Scout

Alias: Red-Ranger

Hair: Lion’s-mane-blonde

Eyes: Stormy-Blue

Race: Half Chessmaster/Gigglefairy

Strengths: Chess, Agility, Manipulation

Weaknesses: Chocolate Milk and Ice Cream

Notes: Most likely found on a relative’s heels or in a tree. The only way to gain an advantage over this creature’s daunting intellect and insane physical capacities is to appease it with chocolate milk and/or ice cream.  In conjunction, this combination is deadly… often resulting in a brief coma in front of the t.v..

This is a late mother’s day post. 

I spoiled the fuck out of my mother on Sunday but I figured all of you should get a taste of my sentiment. 

I am definitely enjoying the single life right now.  Except, I think when I’m crunk, I sometimes give my number out to clingy one-night stands. Oooops.

Yeah… I put this up today so the damn neighbor doesn’t steal the street space in front of our driveway.  That’s my parking spot and since he’s a middle-aged man, I don’t think he’ll park his big ass souped up Chevy anywhere near this sign.  Suck it, asshole! :P

OH snap!

-Summer

I too can play at this coffee game.

In all seriousness, this girl keeps me grounded.  We have both loved and lost and now together we are building something new. The prospect is both exhilarating and terrifying.  Our love is still very young but she has already done so much for me. 

I want to keep her safe. 

I want to keep our baby safe.  

So basically this is some amazingness I found on the internet plus a picture I took of Ben when we were hanging out.  

His banana smile kills me.

Everytime.

I could feel homicidal and see this and all of a sudden want to hug orphans.

-Summer