This is the solution to all my problems.

This is the solution to all my problems.

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I wish my babies would hatch out of eggs.
-Frank

I wish my babies would hatch out of eggs.

-Frank

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@Ewan

Yeah I wanted to come over with him so bad but he’s been asleep for hours!

I don’t think he’s waking up again tonight.

So I couldn’t wait and surprised you here instead.

But it’s for realssss.  <3

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Hey guys.

It seems like Gerard’s is the account to hack.

Anyway, I might be the coolest girlfriend in the world.

Just sayin’.

Here you go, beau:

And I thought I’d add in a sexy pin-up of me so there’s something for everyone else to look at:

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the mountain spoke

the mountain spoke

its pink hills stuck out straight at me

its prominent arch went really far out of its head

the mountain urged me forth

i accepted its challenge

i sat on its peak

i painted it

the mountain ran away

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@Lyle

Oh…I thought he was turning ten. Oops.  Looks like I need a bigger dinosaur.  

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Despite all of today&#8217;s upcoming festivities, we would like to point out that it&#8217;s this kid&#8217;s birthday today.  This is a cool kid. Cooler than whatever you could put into a pipe and smoke.  And definitely cooler than Hitler.  We fuckin love him.
Happy Birthday, Andy! 
-Frank

Despite all of today’s upcoming festivities, we would like to point out that it’s this kid’s birthday today.  This is a cool kid. Cooler than whatever you could put into a pipe and smoke.  And definitely cooler than Hitler.  We fuckin love him.

Happy Birthday, Andy! 

-Frank

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